When a five year old cautions you against eating too many Twizzlers, in order to avoid a tummy ache, you should probably listen. Kids tend to be in tune with how such things work. Andrew was right on the money with this one.
After discovering that Alex’s iPad may be toast, I almost instantly felt a stress headache coming on, which I eventually decided to treat with a round of stress eating. Watching me cram Twizzlers down my trap probably prompted the stomach ache warning.
I should have listened to him. Now, I still have a headache, and I feel gross for inhaling a handful of licorice. When will I learn?
I think it’s time for bed.